Weekly Index


Number of Republicans who took us up on our offer from two weeks ago to shoot them in the arm to prove John Kerry was a pussy for accepting a Purple Heart after taking a hunk of metal in his shoulder while serving in Vietnam.


Number of days served in Vietnam by George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, John Ashcroft and Paul Wolfowitz combined.


Number of attempts made by George W. Bush to meet the requirements of his Texas Air National Guard training certification, according to Colonel Jerry Killian, who wrote in a memo to himself that he "ordered that 1st Lt. Bush be suspended not just for failing to take a physical, but for failing to perform to U.S. Air Force/Texas Air National Guard standards."


Number of people, including George W. Bush, who can say definitively where George W. Bush was during a six-month gap in 1972 when he was supposed to be serving in the Texas Air National Guard.

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