See the update at the end of this post about the Twitter war between Jameson and supporters of President Barack Obama.
ORIGINAL POST, AUG. 3, 3:23 P.M.: Retired porn star Jenna Jameson took a break from proclaiming her innocence in her recent DUI crash in Westminster and running around her Huntington Harbour sofa to avoid now-retired Tito Ortiz to make the following proclamation:
"I'm supporting Mitt Romney for president!"
If you figured Jameson was more of a Bill Clinton gal (heh!), you're right--and she still claims she'll love Bubba to the end (heh-heh!).
But looking at her leathery . . . no, past there, over those and--YOW!--how'd that get in there? . . . wallet, Jameson explained at a San Francisco gentleman's club appearance that Romney's aversion to returning the taxes of rich people like her to pre-Bush tax cut levels is what makes Mitt her man.
Call it the Shaved Bush Doctrine.
As it turns out, the supporter of both PETA and Hillary Clinton's 2008 presidential run is not the only adult-entertainment celebrity fond of Romney.
There's Ann Coulter, of course, and . . .
. . . Ron Jeremy?
Well, the Hedgehog did tell Fox News during a Boston stop to promote his apparently undrinkable Ron de Jeremy rum that he is a "big fan" of the presumed GOP presidential nominee, calling Romney funny, sincere, "entertaining" and a solid family man.
However, acknowledging that screwing people is likely the only thing he has in common with the former Bain capitalist, Jeremy conceded he will likely pull the long, erect lever for Barack Obama this November.
Gay porn mogul Michael Lucas told Yahoo News earlier this year that he considers himself a conservative and will support Romney because "[t]here is nobody else to support." (Hat tip to XBIZ.com)
"I am not in love with him, but I like him," Lucas reportedly explained. "I don't see any danger coming from Romney when it comes to porn. It's just not there. And I think he will be much better than President Obama. Not that it will be difficult to be better than President Obama."
Bet the Lucas Entertainment owner fantasizes about releasing a Mitt-Barry gay porno, though.
"I must confess to admiring the cut of your jib in those magic underwear, Mitt . . ."
"Mr. President, is it true what they say about the way you Hawaiian-Kenyan people are gifted?"
Zzzzzzip . . .
"OH, IT'S TWUE, IT'S TWUE, IT'S TWUE!"
(Hat tip to Mel Brooks.)
UPDATE, AUG. 6, 2:32 P.M.: After the Club Jenna superstar proclaimed her support for Romney, she took to Twitter with an announcement Friday:
Jameson, who has been known to communicate via tweets with fans and foes--including critics and MMA opponents of her baby daddy Tito Ortiz and, when they've been on the outs, "The Bad Boy of Huntington Beach" himself--heard right back from Obama supporters. And that prompted the porn star who retired to motherhood to play the "your momma" card:
Jenna displays a stunning lack of fresh comeback material here. Surely some of her porns have better dialogue. She does go on to engage in a couple more enlightening exchanges:
The back and forth (and in and out, harder-harder) does ultimately seem to amuse the former pillow biter:
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