Real people do live in Laguna Niguel, and they do like it. How do we know? Twitter, duh. Here's a not-so-random sampling of recent tweets re: LN. Let's see what we can learn.
Less one: It's pretty.
SimplyJavi Good morning my lil twitters... Such a beautiful day in the hills of Laguna Niguel :)
alieinna What I love about Laguna Niguel is that you can hear birds chirping outside at all times.
ljmorefield Gorgeous day in Laguna Niguel...cool breeze, sun coming out from the morning fog. And Golf today!
Lesson two: These people like their burritos.
Lesson three: Ok, actually, this is less of a lesson than a question. Why would our mom's generation's premier lesbian comic ever perform somewhere off Moulton Parkway?
KimFBlevins @TheEllenShow Ellen, can you come to Laguna Niguel in Orange County??
Lesson four: A plurality of the Twitter mentions of Laguna Niguel are in connection to the St. Regis Laguna Niguel -- which is actually in Dana Point.
JonetteJordan I knew this question was coming. Not married, but if I were 2 get married..hands down The Ritz-Carlton Laguna Niguel! My fav location EVER!
Lesson five: The official Laguna Niguel Twitter account (LagunaNiguelCA) is crazy proactive. Whoever runs it is quick to message new followers, retweet positive mentions of the city and pimp out info about the new anti-mooning ordinance.
Lesson six: Aww, dreams come true in Laguna Niguel.
RayStendall Am very happy that I found a great house to live in Laguna Niguel 5 miles from the ocean...so happy what a house! OC here we come
Lesson seven: As is the case with all boring places, residents liven things up with libations.
ssoun126 Friends inviting to laguna niguel for another nite of drinking. I'm fucking tired butvim also bored- what to do what to do.
Final lesson: There are... drawbacks.
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drewrx Laguna niguel....so ghetto, I cud die.