Tweets From the Park!

Welcome to Tweets From the Park, our weekly roundup of some of the best--and the worst--tweets from the park that's only sometimes the happiest place on earth. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

Yokoxinfinity: Who's going to Disneyland today? This bitch right here!!
rattlesnakeslaw: @Disneyland I had sex with a guy in the elevator of Club 33.
JacweePan: Is ugly plaid the new thing to wear when one goes to Disneyland? It's everywhere and I hate it.
shadrach: Highlights of my life to date: birth of my children, graduating college, writing screenplays, being drunk at Disneyland. #triumphant


" When you are at Disneyland riding around on an electric cart because you are too fat to walk, it doesn't look good to be eating ice cream.


: I swear light skin girls are bomb there legs are sexy af im getting turnt at disneyland


: Note to self: Stop browsing whilst trying to save for a Disneyland pass, you stupid ho.


: Dear Disneyland fireworks, you can kiss FATASS after I run for 5 miles. Sincerely, Me. BITCH


: Getting your teeth cleaned before going to Disneyland is like rubbing one out right before sex.


: Disneyland without fat people, it's an alternate universe!


: My tourettes always deems necessary at disneyland for some reason. LOL yayy finnaaa party up @ DLAND EYUUP !!! @_@ drunk @ Dland? NO Way!!!


: I grew up with Disney movies bitch and I'm older than u went to Disneyland more times so shut the fuck up


: OMFG, sexy fucking guy at Disneyland with the nicest arms;) omg I just came.


: "My parents are going to Disneyland withOUT ME!" - Some fat 18 year old male whining @ olive garden


: Only Jana would try to start a fight at Disneyland... ahahaha. Bitch.


: Some hot ass blonde bitch at disneyland just asked to take a picture with me and chris. SCORE! xXCannibalXx


: Leash kids in Disneyland.... Bahahahahaha!!


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