Tweets From the Park!
Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!
bamf_kim: disneyland is like falling in love...six flags is like being repeatedly fucked hard until you leaving shaking and exhausted but satisfied.
eliranderson: Disneyland is still awesome. You are an asshole if you can't find something to dig about that place.
iamalexthefox: If this bitch talks about working at disneyland or indiana jones one more fucking time i swear i will blow my head off..
Albertramos: Drunk @disneyland...who knew jamba juice pummpkin smash & vodka go so well 2gether? i didn't until 2day lol
Johnny_Pastrami: i never got excited as a kid when my mom told me we were goin to disneyland. Is that weird??
Ze_Bruh: Double wide strollers, wild ass kids, white ppl wear God knows what, over priced shit, stupid ass hats. #Disneyland
killingedge: "You just moved to Disneyland. Which character is your new roommate?" Cinderella! That bitch has got OCD and will keep our place clean XD
DeeVeritas: about to watch Captain EO. still retarded lol. Disneyland!
katielalaface: MY MOTHER JUST PROMISED ME GETTING DRUNK ON PATRON IN DISNEYLAND. DO YOU KNOW HOW EPIC THIS TRIP WILL BE?
helloSaraAnn92: danng mom why u always gota be a bitch about everything shit! now i dont wanna go to disneyland with yo bitch ass no more fuck that shit
gutbuckets: At Disneyland now they have people scooting around dressed up like the fat people from Wall E. Wait a minute... those are REAL people.
psiebuhr: Trick or treating @ Disneyland. Saw a old fat man dressed up as tinkerbell. #Scary
DC_Starr: She looked like a kid in a candy store too... She was in dick disneyland
mikecarano: When I enter a mens room at Disneyland I announce "I'M NOT A HOMO CHILD MOLESTER". Puts the parents at ease.
XxMiniMandixX: Once the asshole parent stroller brigade leaves disneyland (after the fireworks), the park is most pleasant.
eastbaylids There's a theme going at disneyland today. Giants or stupid flashy shirts. I am not dressed properly.
hollywoodphony: I'm sitting in my hotel at Disneyland watching a little girl dance to Will Smith's daughter's stupid song on Ellen. #backtothepark
matsawesomeness: Dude holloween time is nuts here at disneyland .... not a good time to have to poop
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