Tweets From the Park!

Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

ryanbosia: that awkward moment when you're too fat and broke to be able to afford your appetite at disneyland. #trustmeyoudontneeditanyway
GolNASTY: "Sex is like Disneyland. It'll never get boring. You always want it" LOL coming from my virgin friend
BAM_ez: Last vday I had the longest vday sex session...6am to noon...never even made it to Disneyland
jawk: I wish I could be a face character @Disneyland but I don't think there are any movies about a fat, hairy, Nicaraguan guy who looks Indian.
shitgagatheman: @PerezHilton stop trying to ride my dick bitch this aint disneyland and your too fucking fat
estebannSerna: I want to move to cali, meet a sexy filipino girl, get married, fuck, have kids, and go to disneyland. UGHH can't wait.
Indopunk: I'm in "Disneyland Dad" mode while Jo is out: Grilled my own brand of "fat" burgers, made homemade fries, & now baking choco-chip cookies.
GENOSANGELS: wow went outside to watch the fireworks from disneyland & a little boy told me i was hella ugly all i can say is wow
StayTrueArt: Ugly girls at Knotts Berry Farm.. Disneyland has cute ones tho.
masegottheswish: There are so many places I want to Have sex at disneyland
JustJem24: If I was Melanie, Derwin would die... Then I would slap the shit out of Janey. Then I would take the kid 2 disneyland & leave his ass there
anderOTHER: Patrick Warburton one hood ass nigga. Captain soarin over California, my nigga. #disneyland
ZulmaJay: was looking through old pictures and saw the pictures of Kobe i took at disneyland when i saw him and all i can say is....what a dick!
DelNasty6point9: @MASON_MOOREXXX find Jafar from Aladdin and kick him in the dick, that dude scared the shit outta me at Disneyland when I was younger!


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