Tweets From the Park!

Mickey Mouse dim sum buns say: Happy Chinese New Year!
Mickey Mouse dim sum buns say: Happy Chinese New Year!

Time for Tweets From the Park, where we gather the funniest, weirdest, grossest and most interesting tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

mmmmm___Rickman: It's Jaimie's birthday today. Scott took her to Disneyland. He just proposed. Outside Sleeping Beauty's castle. What a bitch.
lisetnavarro: Almost rejected from disneyland! Wtf? Must be for being too sexy!!!
thiisiseric: Disneyland today I hope I fit on the rides and I don't tip over on splash mountain ...cuz I'm fat .....I'm going to sock mickey mouse


elanyjanice: So i came to disneyland thinking, "yeah its not gonna be full cuz of the superbowl today!" And its packed here, wtf, people go home.
searchedsarah: Ive never been in Disneyland. In disneyland, on disneyland.. at disneyland? Wtf? Anywhoree, Id love to go there!
Fatlex: woooh on my way to Disneyland. I just want a delicious corn dog with mayo all over it!! mmmmm my fat senses are tingling!
PoopsieBreh: From Disneyland, to sex, to Spongebob watching porn. My psych teacher is crazy.
7ThingsComments: stupid spoiled whore, go back to disneyland insteal of loading up the internet with your worthless fucking stupid songs you little ass...
Drake21K: Bitch won't shut up I don't care how much u like Disneyland
84GONZO: this mspiggy/tayediggs disneyland commercial is funny. even Muppets & Disney know fat white girls love dark meat. #superbowl
jrdigs562: #random I'v3 never had sex 4 $, but I have slutted 4 shoes,clothes,game systems,a watch,disneyland trip, 3day spa getaway
PhleshKlothing: (cont) we got there and it felt like disneyland nothing but asians were there and we were like wtf?lmao nothing but dull colors
TheSoniaShow: I was going to write a nice post about my Disneyland trip. Instead I wrote about what a bitch Palin is http://trunc.it/5bz5f
martyallee: And B stands for bitch ass Disneyland
thebitb: I have yet to see a character... Disneyland slippin... Wtf disney
cedriccuerpo: @DJPoW. I can't spell but at least I could ride the rides @ disneyland punk bitch!


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