Tweets From the Park!
Christopher Victorio/OC Weekly

Tweets From the Park!

Christopher Victorio/OC Weekly
Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

chrisacopland

: I feel like C3PO would poop his pants in Disneyland.


contentsxplicit

: At Disneyland. The annual pass should include blackout dates for ugly ppl. I'd be more inclined to come if it were aesthetically pleasing.


paddleford

: Disneyland isn't the happiest place on earth. Wherever I happen to be having sex is.


iJovanii

: I had a weird dream :/ why was I having sex with a girl?? And in disneyland WTF! lol


krismenez

: "I wanna be one of the Star Wars characters at Disneyland, but there are no fat jedi. Except old-school ghost Anakin..." - @jermad14


SAB562

: i always trip right when i go into disneyland! LMFAO!


Chrtnsmom

: Way too many FAT people at DisneyLand


liedtkeric

: " I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas "


bambooland

: Oh man! Too many kennel coughing kids at Disneyland. Now I've got the crud :(


HoNesTly_AshLeY

: LMFAO Mickey Mouse got busted selling drugs at DisneyLand


NicolieTheFace

: I wanna slap these morons reapplying their makeup in the bathroom. 'BITCH, YOU ARE AT DISNEYLAND, NOT A DAMN FASHION SHOW!'


pauledwardcross

: Disneyland would be a lot less stressful if my kids were the same height (ride requirements).


laurenrayyy

: Impromptu trip to @disneyland for a churro. Yes, a churro. And that's all.


LaurenGberg

: Also, adults with no kids or mental retardation that are super into Disneyland are creepy. Those people should be eliminated in general.


danieleliott

: I get more drunk at Disneyland than I ever have in Vegas. #fb


itsmichellegee

: Fucking drunk people at electronica. Practically fucking on the dance floor. This is disneyland! GTFO.


californiacacti

: I hate all of the obese people at Disneyland who use the electric scooters because they are too fat too walk. Really? Get out of my way.


Ceeee__

: This blk btch at disneyland got some blk and pruple dookie braids. Ugh hot ass mess -__O


iamalexthefox

: Ugh we get it bitch you fucking work at disneyland! I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!!

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