Tweets From the Park!

Christopher Victorio/OC Weekly
Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

chrisacopland: I feel like C3PO would poop his pants in Disneyland.
contentsxplicit: At Disneyland. The annual pass should include blackout dates for ugly ppl. I'd be more inclined to come if it were aesthetically pleasing.
paddleford: Disneyland isn't the happiest place on earth. Wherever I happen to be having sex is.
iJovanii: I had a weird dream :/ why was I having sex with a girl?? And in disneyland WTF! lol
krismenez: "I wanna be one of the Star Wars characters at Disneyland, but there are no fat jedi. Except old-school ghost Anakin..." - @jermad14
SAB562: i always trip right when i go into disneyland! LMFAO!
Chrtnsmom: Way too many FAT people at DisneyLand
liedtkeric: " I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas "
bambooland: Oh man! Too many kennel coughing kids at Disneyland. Now I've got the crud :(
HoNesTly_AshLeY: LMFAO Mickey Mouse got busted selling drugs at DisneyLand
NicolieTheFace: I wanna slap these morons reapplying their makeup in the bathroom. 'BITCH, YOU ARE AT DISNEYLAND, NOT A DAMN FASHION SHOW!'
pauledwardcross: Disneyland would be a lot less stressful if my kids were the same height (ride requirements).
laurenrayyy: Impromptu trip to @disneyland for a churro. Yes, a churro. And that's all.
LaurenGberg: Also, adults with no kids or mental retardation that are super into Disneyland are creepy. Those people should be eliminated in general.
danieleliott: I get more drunk at Disneyland than I ever have in Vegas. #fb
itsmichellegee: Fucking drunk people at electronica. Practically fucking on the dance floor. This is disneyland! GTFO.
californiacacti: I hate all of the obese people at Disneyland who use the electric scooters because they are too fat too walk. Really? Get out of my way.
Ceeee__: This blk btch at disneyland got some blk and pruple dookie braids. Ugh hot ass mess -__O
iamalexthefox: Ugh we get it bitch you fucking work at disneyland! I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!!


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