Tweets From the Park!

Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter

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imso0polo: Fuck my life naw bitch fuck u in yo ass till it bleed like ya booty bandit lmao i jst wanted to go to disneyland thas all nor your worthless

MsGVilla: My vagina is so much fun. It's like a 1 person theme park. Mu'fuggin' Disneyland in the bitch. #twitterafterdark
jonmouyal: Drunk at disneyland with @toriilaurannexo for her bday !! Andddd bitch is puking. What a rookie. I remember my first beer. Haaaa
Tripory: Anyone wanna go to Disneyland tomorrow? It will be nice to go with a hot girl for a change and not some fat dike...
lalajandro: Dear children and parents of disneyland, have you never seen a homosexual before? TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE, IT LASTS LONGER. Fat cunts.
Josssbaaabe: niggah inviting me to disneyland, too bad he's ugly hahahaha
DAVID_RASKIIN: @iReyyLiien NIGGAH SO WAS I BUT NOOO WE HAD TOO GO DISNEYLAND IN THE BITCH AHAHA
Jay_Hurt:DISNEYLAND = Ugly uniforms, expensive everything, happy little brother, mom almost having a heart attack on a ride.
colestratton: At Disneyland. Mickey better be here or I'm gonna break some shit. #disneysthefury
gal92626: @meltingmama. 3 out of 4? That's horrible. Was at Disneyland and noticed that the overweight ppl seemed to out # the non. LOT of obese ppl!
brenden: I'm gonna start uploading my #disneymemories for @Disneyland to use in marketing. http://bit.ly/9XNs7W But they need another theme: DRUNK
SicklyKurt: Drunk for all 6 1/2 hours that I was at Disneyland #DisneyMuk
littlebrynne: This trip to Disneyland doesn't wane in it's hilarity because I am so obviously not the only drunk person here. It's teeming.
juliannecaitlin: @OMFGitsCINDAYE your a disneyland whore. You might as well just have sex with mickey (;


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