Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter@OCWeekly
imso0polo: Fuck my life naw bitch fuck u in yo ass till it bleed like ya booty bandit lmao i jst wanted to go to disneyland thas all nor your worthless
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MsGVilla: My vagina is so much fun. It's like a 1 person theme park. Mu'fuggin' Disneyland in the bitch. #twitterafterdark
jonmouyal: Drunk at disneyland with @toriilaurannexo for her bday !! Andddd bitch is puking. What a rookie. I remember my first beer. Haaaa
Tripory: Anyone wanna go to Disneyland tomorrow? It will be nice to go with a hot girl for a change and not some fat dike...
lalajandro: Dear children and parents of disneyland, have you never seen a homosexual before? TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE, IT LASTS LONGER. Fat cunts.
Josssbaaabe: niggah inviting me to disneyland, too bad he's ugly hahahaha
DAVID_RASKIIN: @iReyyLiien NIGGAH SO WAS I BUT NOOO WE HAD TOO GO DISNEYLAND IN THE BITCH AHAHA
Jay_Hurt:DISNEYLAND = Ugly uniforms, expensive everything, happy little brother, mom almost having a heart attack on a ride.
colestratton: At Disneyland. Mickey better be here or I'm gonna break some shit. #disneysthefury
gal92626: @meltingmama. 3 out of 4? That's horrible. Was at Disneyland and noticed that the overweight ppl seemed to out # the non. LOT of obese ppl!
brenden: I'm gonna start uploading my #disneymemories for @Disneyland to use in marketing. http://bit.ly/9XNs7W But they need another theme: DRUNK
SicklyKurt: Drunk for all 6 1/2 hours that I was at Disneyland #DisneyMuk
littlebrynne: This trip to Disneyland doesn't wane in it's hilarity because I am so obviously not the only drunk person here. It's teeming.
juliannecaitlin: @OMFGitsCINDAYE your a disneyland whore. You might as well just have sex with mickey (;