Tweets From the Park!
Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the funniest, most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading please. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!
sshanab: @jap510 You shouldn't have had sex with Aladdin as Disneyland. He got crabs from that slut, Jasmine
duttchican: Ppl are starting to fuckin piss me off at disneyland...the happiest place on earth?? watta piece of shit
taramiremadi: If you really want to see authentic fat Americans, come to Disneyland. God damn it.
newyorketc: 1st time in Disneyland 2day (w/my son).don't know if I want 2 go back.It's fake land of gimme yr money fat person.Sorry no offense intended.
ZachParamount: After going to a really crowded place like Disneyland, I realize why British people call Americans "fat yanks." #fail
aliciamanzi: What do Disneyland, @danieltosh, games shows and Anal sex have in common? They were all in my dream last night!
thechuchi: People who have lived in California their whole lives and never been to Disneyland.seriously? WTF. No one in your life loves you.
mo2danicca: im seriously sweating like a fat kid at disneyland ryt now...lmfao!
bby_eve: -Wtf iS REAlly G0iN 0N? 0UR GRADNitE iS N0tt Att DiSNEylAND tHiS yEAR! itS 0N A CRUiSE!!!tHAttS fUKKiN GAyy/:
paulina8623: My sexual fantasy is to have sex with Marilyn Manson at DISNEYLAND!!!!
dammitdiana: @_Monsterrr I REFUSE. AFTER HAVING A PERSON IN THAT RAT COSTUME FOLLOW ME AT DISNEYLAND AND SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF ME...NEVER WILL I WATCH
Melisssa_Marie: Shit..of course my period decides to come when I'm wearing a dress and at disneyland and didn't expect it..thanks mother nature
RmoneyTheHBomb: Happy Bday Disneyland! You might be 55, but the sex is still great. #dl55 #whaaat?
courtneybieb: Yes, we're sitting in the hotel while my mom is on the phone. When Disneyland is across the street.... Wtf.
RC_TGOET: #Random I won't never fuck W/ DisneyLand again unless my kid wants to go, but I'll fuck W/ DisneyWorld any day of the week. Shit was dope
andreilalagahit: Fuck, I hate going to Disneyland with you and your lazy ass. It's summer, no shit the lines are long. Stop bitching and wait.
ceciliazhusays: At Disneyland! I think I just saw a ghost... Shit. Amen. I'm scared LOL.
frenchiscoolyo: Disneyland is boring as shit. If I could fly back home right now, I'd be on a plane in the next five seconds. #disappointedAGAIN
BrishRenee: Its hot as shit out here in Disneyland & my mom got a attitude. Its too hot for her shit! I wanna slap her!
broken_compass: Just when i thought you couldn't get more obese, the people at disneyland prove me wrong
MulliganJimmy: Dear Disneyland, I hope you eat too much cake and get drunk beyond the point that most would find prudent. I love you. Happy Birthday~ Jimmy
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