Tweets From the Park!

Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

realsophiaparsa: Disneyland the land of beautiful boys with fugly girlfriends

Tweets From the Park!

CPuckettxO: W000W. MY FUCKING MOM WOULD GO TO DISNEYLAND FOR CHRISTMAS WITHOUT ME. DUMB ASS FUCKING BITCH
LaceySue: Obama needs to stop being such a bitch for the GOP, or I'm packing up Lilo and Mark and moving to France. They have a Disneyland too.
ElizabethHoActs: It's raining at Disneyland. This is kinda awesome and kinda shitty
bullshxxtt: @helalisagoon all fat people go to disneyland,#iswear its disgusting.
mikecarano: When survey takers at Disneyland approach me with "Can I ask you a few questions?" I say "B'No'b Thank'b You'b" in that Fat Albert voice.
LashezHK: Mom: ur moms so fat she got tired at disneyland. Me:true story. Ahaha
Gusfuenthebest: 13- this is why everyone should go to Disneyland : TURKEY LEGS
hellokimskeez: disneyland: number one amusement park for hotties ;D
Pishogue: Too bad that Epic Mickey is getting shitty reviews; the setting seemed great. Guess I'll have to wait for GTA: Disneyland.
matthewxbrown: @hawtpockets "Having him jew a free ticket to Disneyland off me, making me get some shitty ice-cream flavor" HAHAHAHAHAHA #fuckyeah
amygo: Ah, Disneyland. It's a small-minded world of adorable racist caricatures after all. Fun!
brandonjestrin: First poop while 21. And it's at Disneyland. #magical
x0jazE: wtf i thought disneyland was for kids iv seen like 10 couples making out!
BonesArePretty: WTF, my friend told me shes gonna get me a bday present. Today she said instead shes going to buy herself: Food, drugs, & go to Disneyland.
mIRRORMERE: a no-handed homeless guy just tried to hit me up in line at Disneyland for change...WTF? How did he get the 80+ bucks to get in?

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