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Critch151: I've been elbowing young children in the head all night at disneyland, I feel like an asshole but they're all over the place
HAYHALEYY: JUST KIDDING!My mom made the family meeting look so sad,like they were divorcing or someone died.turns out..Im going to disneyland bitches!
calakutha: Need snacks at Disneyland? Eat fruit, not turkey legs. 1,092 calories, about a days worth of fat and 2 days worth of sodium PER TURKEY LEG
JordynnnC: One last Disneyland churro. BlasiianBoo: Stupid ass white bitch at disneyland was like omg its so crowded because the asians they are so noisy and (cont) http://tl.gd/31smkk
BackyardFruitNC: Hey, Mormons! You just spent $100 million Mormon dollars to legalize same-sex marriage in CA! You're going to Disneyland!
Roccitjsquirrel: #wheniwaslittle my mom cut my hair once and fucked my shyt up then took me to Disneyland
JuanUckermann: My little sister is going to Disneyland while the rest of us sit at home. Bitch.
SpecialK0518: Cosmos + fudge + disneyland = a gay mans dream
sclassjankins: #WhenIwasLittle I pissed on Piglet at Disneyland. Got my ass beat for gettin us all kicked out too. #bebetweet
phantastikorean: Saw a kid wear a Kevin Durant Sonics' Jersey at disneyland... So sad now, I bet he wore it cause it was cheap...
WedgeEC: If I had a million dollars, I would take 30 homeless people on a fancy bus with booze to Disneyland and watch as they slowly get kicked out.
HighlyAwesome: it's scary to see how many sex offenders live near Disneyland. and apparently some live inside D-land...? http://twitpic.com/2cvlj2
DAMNIMHIGH30294: #wheniwalittle I got kicked out of disneyland for stealin my alias was michael scottie pippen muse
KarenLyneButler: Very upset that @Disneyland stopped mailing renewal slips for annual passports. It's not "green." It's just stupid & cheap. Shame on you!
beahjew: At disneyland aka satans asshole
Graphomanicgirl: Fuck this week. Fuck it right in the ass. Or in the ear. I think that would be less enjoyable-Counting down the days to #disneyland 5wks1day
gusman10: Jus fucked the system at disneyland yay :)
wayCooshay: Hot ass disneyland white ppl lookin at us and shit lol
Maria_Myrback: Space Mountain at Disneyland SO totally kicks the ass of the one at Disney World. It's faster AND darker.