Tweets From the Park!

Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

amahleeuh: guess i can pretend im at disneyland with the hoodrats since this bitch in my class is dressed up as minnie mouse. ears and everything.WHY.
Erick86: Kids get excited on their way to disneyland, I wonder if fat people share the feeling when they on their way to an all u can eat buffet. O.o
SerWillium: Family Feud asks "What would you expect to pay for at Disneyland?" My dad replies, "Sex."
IntoThin: Back from Disneyland! Purged for the 1st time in a year. Felt like I had to. This weekend was a non stop fat fest and I needed to feel clean
charleydoll: @MR100frmCOMPTON at disneyland & this cunt just jumps in front of me. Laughed when I told her she did. Bitch moved after I cussed her out
SerWillium: Family Feud asks "What would you expect to pay for at Disneyland?" My dad replies, "Sex."
AlexZipper: @Andrewwmichael can I make it up to you with disneyland and sex tomorrow night?????
GasparNW: This chick had sex with her girlfriends cousin in disneyland... #straightkrud
xFindForever: My sis is trying to get me jeolous that shes going to disneyland... No bitch ur just getting fucking annoying
altertweeter: Remember the happy-childhood feeling of being surprised with a trip to DisneyLand? It comes back in adulthood with midday sex, only better.
neonjodizzle: I've decided to have sex with everyone at disneyland.
3Nenelove: At disneyland... I was stuck between two fat people on the tram! Ah
ATurmoilWily: Where to have sex at Disneyland?!
Murkayluh: Wtf man spread your legs then take pic for fug?!?!!?!!!!!!! Like so happy only. You think pose with mickey mouse mascot at disneyland ah?!?
Toolyboy: I think stupid headgear is compulsory at Disneyland. Stood next to some hairy biker type in a que wearing dalmation ear warmers.
StephanieSosa: Is it stupid to go home change and come back to work!? Not if you work at disneyland :)! TRON TONIGHT
SareenaN: Nothing like the Happiest Place on Earth to remind you how effing stupid people are. #Disneyland
CTDucksFan: First things first...CHURRO!!! (@ Disneyland w/ 35 others)

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