Tweets From the Park!

Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

Le_Meister: On my way home from disneyland. Fucking drunk out of my. Mind.
elizabethesther: Went to Disneyland. Almost got run over by a herd of morbidly obese grannies in their ridiculously high-speed wheelchairs. #survivor
kartelmedia: I'm that guy though. The one who gets kicked out of places. I even got kicked out of disneyland once
WCWPSports: smh, Disneyland now has the motorized scooters for obese people. Why not walk around and work something off? Same goes for supermaerkets.
Dj_EmmTee: "@catherinetang: chick is wearing skinny jeans, uggs and a cable knit sweater at disneyland. Hello? It's august and freaking hot!" I classclown91: My hatred for asians,fat people and gingers grow stronger at Disneyland!
BitchinWBinh: Looking at a chick whom pulled up her Ed Hardy shirt up to show off her tramp stamp at Disneyland.
sheniferous: Some chick wanted to take my picture at Disneyland today because my shirt was awesome. That, in turn, makes me awesomer-er.
PCz911: Legoland has fewer fat people attending than disneyland. Why is that?
Cyberbambi8: Occasional power outs here. House at 26C and cable down. Back up gens struggling like fat kid at DisneyLand.
SaintEke: I am drunk as fuck i drove like i was on a test the way here disneyland is awesome
holyteff: Disneyland today! imma b so fat cuz I am gonna pig out on all my food I've been missing! clam chowder, dole whip, Mickey pretzel here I come
badbadgirlx: @SubWonder I want one of those big fat pickles that are phallic and juicy. @girlmouse thought I was crazy walking around Disneyland with it
Gas01: fact: i got kicked out of disneyland for cutting lines.
elizabethesther: Question: if Disneyland banned churros, would the morbidly obese grannies in high-speed go-carts quit visiting? #iwish
Serggiooooo: Yupp. Lol well mickey found out about me and mini,and he kicked my ass plus I got kicked out of the band... Anddd can't go to Disneyland ...
VxNekoxV: I kicked a chick accidently at disneyland... Trying to get to the front of the line..


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