Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!
taylorpietrini: why does Disneyland always smell like someone ripped a fart right in your mouth? Smells like satanic ass filtered thru a dirty wet sock.
Scottpulliam: Dear twitter, a black lady who works inthe Pirates ride at Disneyland just gave me a high five. Love, Me.
manigjr: #RandomFact i've had sex at knott's. next is disneyland ;).
NancyFcknBotwin: I know its ten and I'm at Disneyland, but I still just want sex.
Allieyoo: mom says if i get all a's shell take me to disneyland in Callli, whats this bitch doing to me
TheValleyGuy: Disneyland kicked my ass and almost sent me to prison for shooting the photo of a gay celebrity. In other news Kim Kardashian is not dead.
skittlesness: Never go to Disneyland with gay guys who have iphones/blackberrys with Grindr on it. They be killin their phones!
Pableezee: Always so many fat people at Disneyland
giveupthetoast: my dad has somehow accomplished making disneyland shitty.
soniamonn: shitty childhood :( i never even went to disneyland
hektor_g: Disneyland seriously has some of the weirdest people like #WTF are these guys having seizures or dancing LMAO!
getlit_erate: Older cat and new cat were just sharing my lap. Later, the Bushes will go to Disneyland with the Clintons.
SolisLoveBieber: You don't understand how high my hopes were that Justin was gunna happen to be at Disneyland the same day :(
Ronnie_Rockwell: Getting high & feeding birds popcorn at Disneyland. #priceless
tracy_marq: "I was always impressed with those invisible dogs at Disneyland" (I'm starting to write down stuff my friends say when they're high)
BranberryMarie: Oh, California. Can I just roll up a fatty and go to Disneyland? Everyday.
emdub52: Half of Disneyland just shut down because of a power outage. Happiest place on earth my ass.
unfunnyDomo: What is there for a grown ass man to do at Disneyland?
OzzyNotScene: There are so manny fucking fine ass people at disneyland/californiaadventure but there all guys -_______- yay mee!
itschrislee67: long ass line at bestbuy, long ass line at g and long ass line to get out of the great mall...fml....its like disneyland without a fastpass
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