Tweets From the Park!
Paul Hiffmeyer/Disneyland

Tweets From the Park!

Paul Hiffmeyer/Disneyland
Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

gothmogg23

: @danieltosh why are there so many hideously fat people at Disneyland? These rides weren't made to hold that kinda weight. Cya next year.


msjesskamaree

: @MissAthenaMarie Ahahaha!!! You know I need a trip to Disneyland. I think I can manage a trip in November if I sex up the bf. ;)


Destiny_Disney

: Disneyland is the virgin of Halloween Haunts. Knotts is the newbie, and Universal is the sex guru.


OfficialJaxFogg

: Fuckin shitty night! Oh well Disneyland baby baby!!


jtyboone

: Too excited to sleep! Tomorrow is my Disneyland. I'm going to the happiest place on earth: a screening of "Love and Other Drugs."


lilaznangel16

: Whenever I pass by Disneyland..I always end up s


JBsSupportPack

: U NO HOW DISNEYLAND IS WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE WELL MY DREAM DEFENITLY CAME TRUE *they were cUTE HOTT SEXY LATINO DUDES EVERYWERE bestsummer


essjaydubb

: Disneyland churro, in n out, pepsi, watermelon, sweet tea, chicken ceasar salad wrap, corn on the cob, froyo, salt n vinegar chips #cravings


DanRad

: Headed to Disneyland to renew the Annual Pass! And maybe get a churro. Upgrade of living in the OC.


thatguytravis

: Disneyland list: Churro: check. Pirates of the Caribbean weird smell: check. Rowdy ass kids who never get disciplined: check check check.


bmerritt

: Realizing that unless you are with your own kids, wearing a Disneyland shirt where there may be other kids looks really creepy.


dnlctmvlz

: There's a rave at Disneyland today. Lmfao stupid Hami kids corrupting the minds of the music academy.


JustDaveXxx

: If ur a grown man with no kids and try to give my kid candy at Disneyland and u don't work there or ask me, ur gonna get a beating!


VivaLaMurder

: Mickey got kicked out of disneyland. He was fuckin Goofy.


yowhatupmarisa

: Texting Kat, talking about getting kicked out of Disneyland for chasing a princess, haha (:


chepe_guerrero

: Watching aladdin...I can't wait to go to disneyland :). Too excited haha no homo


jensdangelo

: disneyland would be 10,000x more awesome if they didn't consider themselves too snooty for typical theme park cheap, fake-cheese Nachos.


soulfulmotha

: @jimmyfallon Cleaned up horse poop at Disneyland #worstjobieverhad


theamazingmio

: Disneyland break room: Hot cheetos + sprite. Epic win.


JesykaMaree

: I want to work in the happiest place on earth. Disneyland as Pocahantas. O.O How epic would that be?? Way epic.


Amaannddaa

: When you take your picture with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the person in the costume smile for the camera?? #thingstoponder

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