: @danieltosh why are there so many hideously fat people at Disneyland? These rides weren't made to hold that kinda weight. Cya next year.
: @MissAthenaMarie Ahahaha!!! You know I need a trip to Disneyland. I think I can manage a trip in November if I sex up the bf. ;)
: Disneyland is the virgin of Halloween Haunts. Knotts is the newbie, and Universal is the sex guru.
: Fuckin shitty night! Oh well Disneyland baby baby!!
: Too excited to sleep! Tomorrow is my Disneyland. I'm going to the happiest place on earth: a screening of "Love and Other Drugs."
: Whenever I pass by Disneyland..I always end up s
: U NO HOW DISNEYLAND IS WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE WELL MY DREAM DEFENITLY CAME TRUE *they were cUTE HOTT SEXY LATINO DUDES EVERYWERE bestsummer
: Disneyland churro, in n out, pepsi, watermelon, sweet tea, chicken ceasar salad wrap, corn on the cob, froyo, salt n vinegar chips #cravings
: Headed to Disneyland to renew the Annual Pass! And maybe get a churro. Upgrade of living in the OC.
: Disneyland list: Churro: check. Pirates of the Caribbean weird smell: check. Rowdy ass kids who never get disciplined: check check check.
: Realizing that unless you are with your own kids, wearing a Disneyland shirt where there may be other kids looks really creepy.
: There's a rave at Disneyland today. Lmfao stupid Hami kids corrupting the minds of the music academy.
: If ur a grown man with no kids and try to give my kid candy at Disneyland and u don't work there or ask me, ur gonna get a beating!
: Mickey got kicked out of disneyland. He was fuckin Goofy.
: Texting Kat, talking about getting kicked out of Disneyland for chasing a princess, haha (:
: Watching aladdin...I can't wait to go to disneyland :). Too excited haha no homo
: disneyland would be 10,000x more awesome if they didn't consider themselves too snooty for typical theme park cheap, fake-cheese Nachos.
: @jimmyfallon Cleaned up horse poop at Disneyland #worstjobieverhad
: Disneyland break room: Hot cheetos + sprite. Epic win.
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: I want to work in the happiest place on earth. Disneyland as Pocahantas. O.O How epic would that be?? Way epic.
: When you take your picture with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the person in the costume smile for the camera?? #thingstoponder