Tweets From the Park!

Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

boshjasco1988: Well so much for Disneyland fuck you mother nature you bitch!
theBiebsMafia: remember when Kevin Jonas wasnt wearing his purity ring & everyone thought he had sex? hahah then we found out he lost it at Disneyland.
misscourtney: Mission accomplished! We both came from PiV sex inside Disneyland! And yes, we got a pic to prove it. That was #1 on my Fuckit list.
misscourtney: Disneyland sex to be attempted in 2 minutes - get the bail money ready.
kristimichele12: Hi my names Kristi I enjoy disneyland and fat people :D
karlabermudez: Do you know what I hate? When cute guys have ugly girlfriends, & the thing that sucks is that they're all over Disneyland!
VUHJainah: Why am I never invited to disneyland?! Cuz your a bitch!
oatsnboats3: Only fuckin white ppl would be at Disneyland in this weather wtf go home already
TimTrew: Dad: Guess what were goin 2 Disneyland! Kids: whaat!?!? *happy dances screaming with excitement Dad: I'm fuckin with u sit down
lagwag0n: I thought going to Disneyland on a rainy day was a good idea. Man was I wrong. Cold, wet and miserable. Kids had fun though. #neveragain
Jackpot_Sean: Disneyland was fun till my shoes and socks got soaked :/ time to sit and be a fat ass like i'm good at
rawrsaias: I wanna go to Disneyland for my 21st birthday and get fucked up with Micky Mouse! :D
CAVi_: Her pussy is like Disneyland. Not because its fun but because u get the same sicc feeling in ur stomach like after u ride space mountain.
nasimiyu: Damn. Too rainy for Disneyland. Looks like I'm going to have to settle for a less wholesome place to be drunk.

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