Tweets From the Park!

Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

RitzAmanda: Alright @BoomBoomBrina haha fool i'm at disneyland right now and theres some nasty fat girl that keeps staring at me
CtrlAltStacy: I hate fat people at Disneyland. I might start pushing them out of my fucken way. You gross me out.
LyricalProfet: Behind the scenes of DisneyLand is an ugly scene. Respect the ppl who make the show happen, whether u enjoyed it or not. It's hard work!
CaliBEARSchica: I know Disneyland is suppose to be the shit, but that place rapes u on all they charge........its not my happy place at all
nicollefalcis: Um, holy shit, the Premier pass for Disneyland wasn't ALWAYS $700, was it?
TheJennKlein: There's always gotta be a shitty kid with a rat-tail named "nathan" throwing a fit at disneyland. Harshing my chi. Little asshole.
Clone_Wars_Fan9: DAD TELLS ME WE'RE GOING BACK TO DISNEYLAND ON WEDSDAY. EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS.
brenden: drunk RT @Disneyland: What is your favorite way to spend the evening at the Disneyland Resort?
Mr_PlaySet: I just got kicked out Disneyland for my shirt hahahahaha
Mallory_McLean: My fondest memory of Disneyland is jacking off my then boyfriend in the hot tub of the hotel in front of dozens of unaware Mickey Mousers.
Justitty: I had a dream that I was at Disneyland tweeting about a dream that I was in Disneyland having a bad day. WTF DID I JUST HAVE INCEPTION?!?!
Red_Dodge: Wow. Big bad gang banger tagged my car at fucking Disneyland. WTF? Tag my car, & take your fucking deliquent kids to get balloons n icecream


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