Tweets From the Park!

Welcome to Tweets From the Park, our weekly roundup of some of the best--and the worst--tweets from the park that's only sometimes the happiest place on earth. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

HARDHEADedSOB: going 2 disneyland  Bitch like i just won da superbowl!!
BellaLeslie: There are a lot of ugly  & spoiled children here at Disneyland. They have ugly  high maintenance parental units to match.
Binnabag: I hate hate moms with strollers! Especially at Disneyland! FUCK.
danyeal: I'm going back to Disneyland  to drown my sorrows in churros.
liddlexlolo: the wine festival at disneyland  is a bad idea. we just made friends with a drunk guy on star tours ahhaha
WillElMagnifico: I hate Disneyland. It's boring and expensive. Cali. Adventure on the other hand... This place is alright. And that's where I am
donicholas: Leaving Disneyland. Now back to shitty reality.
stormtrain You meant to break up with her. She cried. You had sex. She said she was on the pill. You're having a baby. What now...going to Disneyland?
NeoHadley: Fat people n strollers need to b #banned from #disneyland
NeoHadley: N y they allow fat people up in #disneyland  ? I always get stuck behind them in crowds walking half the speed of every1 else.
janedoe_tcm: RT @mlomb: Til 1960s men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland. //In 1990s, a "Legalize Pot" shirt would get you thrown out.
JoiStaRR: Where do I buy toy machetes to chase Mickey & Minnie around w/so I get kicked out of Disneyland?
superacerawr: "I am ugly, and I'm proud!"- Jenna at Disneyland.
MrsAngiano: Few hours @ disneyland for a fat person=whole day @ d land for a fit my cardio FOR the week
karinaduzit: #theresnothinglike  sex@disneyland
TIGGOdadipped: RT @fox12oregon: FBI agents say Vancouver man wanted hit man to kill ex-girlfriend while he went to Disneyland.  amandakayyyy: Fuck disneyland  employees today, fuck you all


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