The Vichy That Won't Surrender

I don't know why I'm being singled out by Vichy as someone to whom massive amounts of skin-care products should be sent, but the packages just keep coming. This time, something called "Chrono-Action-Anti-Imperfection Care" (always wanted to cure myself of being imperfect!), as well as something called "NormaDerm medicated acne system."

Acne hasn't been an issue for me since I got out of high school and stopped shooting steroids. But maybe we have an intern young enough to use it somewhere.

(P.S. The steroid thing is a joke. If you've seen my lack of ab definition, you know this.)

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