To the guy in the tricked-out white BMW with the license plate that read "EXAMPLE" who, the other night, was trying to drive faster than the flow of traffic, riding up people's asses, weaving in and out, and being generally obnoxious: Congrats, bud—you were, indeed, the perfect example of a dickhead driver. Enjoy the irony.
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