The Old Porno Slur (Snowball Edition)

In porno parlance, to snowball someone is to swallow a guy's semen, then kiss him and deposit the gunk in his mouth. Why do we bring this vile practice up? Only 'cause Michael Scott Kerr insists.

Kerr, you'll remember, is the man behind Snowball Express, an organization that will fly into Orange County this weekend the widows and children of soldiers who lost their life in our War on Terror. As we pointed out before in the paper, we found it strange that a guy so concerned with helping out other kids doesn't care much about his own family. And, as we pointed out before on the Blotter, Kerr wouldn't respond to us but did to the blog The Sit and Spit.

You'll remember that there was a skipped part in the original letter Sit and Spit published. Now blog author Karen Spears Zacharias has posted Kerr's letter in its entirety, and oh are the skipped passages doozies. Here's the sanctimonious intro:

I am not a perfect man but I can say most of [the OC Weekly's article] is untrue. I pay my child support and work every day to repair my relationship with my children. Mine has not been an easy life but through this mission I have healed myself and am healing the hearts of souls of many. It is not about me it is about the kids...

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But this is the more interesting part:

How much more do you want to know about my life? I almost died once and it changed my outlook on things. Would you like to hear about that once we get this done because right now I need to work on final details.

As to how reputable the reporter or paper is I would question that. They are a local smut paper selling porno and the like.

Hey Mikey: use the porno slur against us all you like, but the fact remain--you wouldn't answer my questions when I first asked for an interview request, and you still won't answer the questions others pose to you. And you sure as hell weren't calling the Weekly a smut paper when you e-mailed our photo editor that swell picture of you at the Crystal Cathedral with the Rev. Robert A. Schuller--this back when you thought we'd snowball you like everyone else.


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