The Ode to Disgraced Ex-Assemblyman Mike Duvall
A creative OC Weekly reader crafted an Ode to Mike Duvall today. It's set the theme of Green Acres, which--in case you've forgotten--can be heard HERE.
These are the suggested new lyrics:
Sacramento is the place to be
Dirty livin' is the life for me
Gals spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that girl's backside!
Sacto is where I'd rather be
I've no allergy smelling Heidi
I just adore a Capitol view
Dar-Ling, I love you but give me beaver too
You are my vice
Good bye city life
Sac-ra-men-to we are there!
-- R. Scott Moxley / OC Weekly
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