It's been a long time since we surfed the online classifieds for your entertainment. We shan't deprive you any longer.
Love in all the wrong places:
"Ecstasy with a senior citizen." Errr...will send this one to mum.
Let's hate humanity together: "I hate people. I am a 28 year old single people-hater..."
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HOT LATINO LOOKING NICE GIRL: "you can faund me on email@example.com."
"Ugly face sitter wanted." Well, since you asked so nicely...
"Big Breasts are my DESTINY!!! true believer, that one.