That's Classified

Oddities (or, more like. . . scarily normal entries) from our friends at backpage and Craig's.

$50 an hour, no nudity: Just have muscular calves.

Daddy seeks "daughter" : He's convinced he's not creepy - "I don't sneak around and peek, and I don't hang out in parks smelling the seats on the swings after the kids go home..."

$6K to travel: Wonder what they're not saying...

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Free rent at a mansion: Three guesses as to what he wants in exchange.

Free dirt: Come and get it.


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