"Steven Seagal Lawman" Quote[s] of the Week
NOTE--Clockwork would like to sincerely apologize for forgetting to post a Steven Seagal Lawman Quote of the Week yesterday. As if suffering from a swift akido kick to the head, I totally forgot to post one. To hopefully make amends, here are two quotes.
"These are the 'jects, you know, the projects. There's always a lot of, uh, illegal activity here so we're just cruising to make sure everything's all right. As a lifelong practitioner of the martial arts, I am trained to remain calm in the face of adversity and danger. When the world is speeding by for others, I see things for what they are. A cock of the head, a foot planted forward or back, a flick of the wrist--they all tell me something, whether a person is going to fight, pull a gun or run."
[To fellow officers holding a young black man they had chased but is about to be released] "Today's his lucky day." [Voice over] "It turns out he does have a warrant it just hasn't hit the system yet." [To young black guy] "Naw, but lissen to this, ma'in, in a few days you will have warrants out for you, they just not through the system yet, ya hear?" [As kid is walking away] "Go ahead, lucky!"
STEVEN SEAGAL LAWMAN IS SHOWN AT 10 P.M. WEDNESDAYS ON A&E. I KNOW THAT DOESN'T HELP THIS WEEK. WOULD IT HELP TO KNOW A BLOCK OF REPEAT LAWMANS WILL BE SHOWN 4-6 P.M. SATURDAY?
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