"Steven Seagal Lawman" Quote of the Week
"When I was in Asia, you know, I learned to relax with the martial arts and meditation. Over here, people relax by drinking. And we're okay with that as long as nobody gets hurt."
--Steven Seagal, lawman, preparing for a rowdy Friday night patrolling outside Parish County, Louisiana, bars. Steven Seagal Lawman airs at 10 p.m. Wednesdays on A&E.
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