Sheriff Mikey, Back on the Beat
Sheriff Mike Carona's two-month-long, taxpayer-supported leave of absence came to an end today--apparently, he and his Little Sheriff (and no, we don't mean puppet-in-charge Jo Ann Galisky, who subbed while Mikey-Mike was off supposedly preparing for his June trial) are back on the job. Kinda sorta--word is that he's working, but he's just not in the office.
Shit howdy! That means Mike has time to take a loving gaze up at the windows of OC Weekly Worldwide Headquarters, where we've posted awesome signage declaring him chicken for not releasing the unedited tapes he has that allegedly prove his innocence. Or perhaps you've seen our running ticker?