Sheriff Hutchens Memoralized In Song!

Based on the song Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee from Grease, a reader's* ode to Orange County Sheriff Sandra Hutchens:

Look at me, I'm Sandra Sue
Lousy with gun issue
Won't let you speak, if we disagree
I can't--I'm Sandra Sue

Watch it! Hey I'm from LA
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across, 
Though the Supes I have lost,
My way, or the highway.

I don't drink (no)
Or swear (no)
I don't rat my hair (eew)
I get ill from one cigarette
(cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws
Or my gun will draw
My trigger, I'll pull, you can bet?

As for you, the Media
I know what you wanna do
You got your post

A A
Your blogs with the most
I'm just plain Sandra Sue

CPRA. CPRA, let me be!
Keep that CCW, far from me!
Just keep your cool
Or my thugs I will pool
Hey Fongool, I'm Sandra Sue!



*powerful and well-connected

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