Rock the Poor(man) Vote

So who's our favorite bikini babehound, the Poorman, voting for?

“I'm not positive yet. Originally I wanted Giuliani, but as time went on I found him non-dynamic. McCain scares me, but I bet his wife was hot when she was younger. Now I think Obama—I like the idea of change.”

Informed that, as a registered Republican, he couldn't vote for Obama today, the Poorman seemed surprised. “Really? Okay, then Ron Paul. He's refreshing, but he's also scary. Maybe you should say I'm gonna write in [KDOC owner and former Poorman employer] Bert Ellis!”


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