If you walk into the Huntington Beach Goodwill Store, turn a corner and are confronted by a big tub of goo with a bad dye job on top, don't assume that's a big tub of goo with a bad dye job on top.
It could very well be Robert Rizzo, the disgraced ex-city manager of Bell.
A delicious photo of Rizzo the Hut standing in the thrift store next to another chap appears on the KTLA/Channel 5 website. I'd have re-run it here had I thought ahead to save enough bottle caps to afford the rights to a photo stamped "copyright." Thus, all you get is a link to it.
One of eight people charged in LA County's Bell public corruption case, Rizzo was pulling out of his Surf City driveway on March 6 when he crashed into a neighbor's mailbox. Cops say he later displayed slurred speech and could not finish a field sobriety test before blowing an 0.28, which is three times more than the legal blood alcohol level for drivers.
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The Rizz eventually pleaded guilty to DUI and is working off his 10-day community service sentence at the Goodwill Store. He also must attend a nine-month first-offender alcohol awareness program, so if you see a big tub of goo with a bad dye job on top there, well, you get the drill.