Q: What Happened When the Grape Got Stepped On?
A: It let out a little wine.
Non-alcoholics who saw Sideways and wondered what all the fuss was about now have their own shot at tasting fancy grapeage -- First Blush appears to be grape juice made from them thar fancy-like fruits whut the French use for alkyhol. Cabernet and Chardonnay, minus the buzz, "gently flash pasteurized."
This was actually sent to Gustavo in the mail rather than me. People know better than to send me something non-alcoholic.
(See free crap behind cut.)