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Poop Package for Obama Shuts Down Santa Ana Shipping Business

A "special delivery" to President Obama prompted the evacuation of a Santa Ana shipping business Wednesday.

It was a package containing human shit.

Talk about putting the potty in POTUS.

The Santa Ana Police Department got the call around 11:40 a.m. Wednesday about a suspicious package at OnTrac Shipping, 1951 East Carnegie Ave., according to  police Cpl. Anthony Bertagna.

OnTrac was evacuated as the Orange County Sheriff’s Department Bomb Squad responded to X-ray the package and determine human feces was inside (although how an X-ray can tell which species dropped the deuce is beyond me).

There was no return address on the package, Bertagna says, and the incident remains under investigation.

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