A “special delivery” to President Obama prompted the evacuation of a Santa Ana shipping business Wednesday.
It was a package containing human shit.
Talk about putting the potty in POTUS.
The Santa Ana Police Department got the call around 11:40 a.m. Wednesday about a suspicious package at OnTrac Shipping, 1951 East Carnegie Ave., according to police Cpl. Anthony Bertagna.
OnTrac was evacuated as the Orange County Sheriff’s Department Bomb Squad responded to X-ray the package and determine human feces was inside (although how an X-ray can tell which species dropped the deuce is beyond me).
There was no return address on the package, Bertagna says, and the incident remains under investigation.
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