Ladies and gentlemen...
Photo by Gustavo Arrellano (right)
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Let's see: an amulet, Illuminati cap, a spike belt, a turtleneck, a pressed-and-starched Zep shirt and a Magnum mustache. It's amazing what a bitchen smile can save.
Photo by Matt Otto