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Octomom Nadya Suleman's Porn Is Out Today; Eight Other Pornos She Can Star In (NSFW)

It's the day we've all been waiting for: Octomom's debut into the video pornography world arrived today. The self-service porno is titled Home Alone and you can expect an incredibly professional review of the bean-flicking flick from us shortly.

Nadya once swore she would never do a porn and turned down $500,000 (twice) from Vivid Entertainment for the opportunity. Many diapers later, she's found herself in financial trouble and agreed to masturbate for the masses for $10,000.

It's a slippery slope for the mother of 14 and this could be the first of many adventures into the x-rated world. We've put brainstormed the names of eight pornos Octo might star in just to help her and porn distrubutors get the juices flowing on her next movie.

8. Eight Not Is Enough

It'll be like that, only he uses his penis.

  7. One Night In La Habra

The sex den
The sex den
Christopher Victorio

You've spent one night in Paris but who says you can't go slumming down to her home in La Habra for a night?

  6. The Octopus' Garden

Octomom Nadya Suleman's Porn Is Out Today; Eight Other Pornos She Can Star In (NSFW)
Eh, Ringo would watch it.

  5. Womb Raiders

Octomom Nadya Suleman's Porn Is Out Today; Eight Other Pornos She Can Star In (NSFW)

We gotta admit we stole this title from a preexisting porno but this is the mother of pregnant porn titles. Plus, she has a noticeable resemblance to Cara Loft.

 
4. Rent
Because we all know where her sexytime money is going
Because we all know where her sexytime money is going

It's no secret Nadya is going to lose her house. Her house failed to sell and is going back to the bank as of Tuesday. This porn will be about an impoverished mother struggling to make ends meet in La Habra, as told through a series of rock opera songs and moans.

  3. The Chronicles of Naughtia

Octomom Nadya Suleman's Porn Is Out Today; Eight Other Pornos She Can Star In (NSFW)
Jay Brockman

After getting kicked out of her La Habra home, Octomom is forced to live rent-free in the magical land of Naughtia. Her octuplets will play supporting rolls (not in that way) so they can carry their own weight and feed themselves for a change. Bonus: it will feature Nadya's debut into the furry world as Aslan.

  2. Lightning Fast DSL

Octomom Nadya Suleman's Porn Is Out Today; Eight Other Pornos She Can Star In (NSFW)

Look at those things. They're DSLs if we ever saw 'em. Give her some ChapStick and she'll be good to go.

 
1. Octopussy
A poster as sloppy as the porn is sure to be
A poster as sloppy as the porn is sure to be

We're sorry to drag you into this, Mr. Moore but it was too perfect to pass up.


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