Octomom Nadya Suleman Loses License: Report
Spottily employed single mother of 14 Nadya Suleman of La Habra has lost her California drivers license, according to a published report.
That's not lost as in misplaced but lost as in having the privilege to drive taken away from her.
Too bad it wasn't a license to breed . . . taken away years ago.
TMZ, as always, has the scoop.
Octo got a ticket for driving the wrong way down a one-way street in Beverly Hills last September. She was supposed to either appear in court or pay the ticket by December 20, but she missed her court date ... resulting in her license getting suspended.
The gossip site then shifts gears into fantasy, wondering how Bizarro World's Mother of the Year will "commute back and forth to her . . . job?"
I can just picture Natalie alongside Whittier Boulevard, thumb out, kids no where to be found, hoping to hitch a ride to her next [insert "bar appearance," "pillow fight," "celebrity boxing match," "unseen movie cameo," "paid Dr. Drew intervention," etc.].
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