Yes, of course Octomom Nadya Suleman says a lot of stupid things–so many that we can't keep track of all of them here at Octomerde Central. And, certainly, there are no doubt many more dumb quotes loaded into her appearance on Wednesday evening's series premiere of HD Network's Celebridate, which has La Habra's unemployed single mother of 14 going on her first date since the Carter administration apparently. But if she uttered something stupider than what's leaked out after the jump, I can't imagine how that's possible . . .
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“I had eight babies ripped out of my uterus,” she reportedly tells the third of three bachelors who take her on dates. “I felt like a deer being torn apart by tons of lions.”
A couple things:
She had a Caesarian section, which would have necessitated regional anesthesia, general anesthesia or possibly both. She should not have felt the pain associated with having living beings ripped out of her uterus nor of a deer being torn apart by tons of lions. Pain could come after the meds wore off. Saying she felt like that during the births does feed into her obsession with being viewed as a victim, however.
Which brings up the second point: Who the fuck forced her to have a dozen embryos implanted to produce the now supposedly pain-filled multiple births of January 2009?
And a third: Since she'd previously littered six kids, all also fertilized in-vitro, would she not have already known about this pain from having multiple babies ripped out of her uterus? And how the hell does she know how a deer being torn apart by tons of lions feels anyway?
My final point is for those three dudes who took Nads out: RUN!
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