OC's Newest Bikini Model … Octomom?

Anyone who has spent a lot of time at Orange County beaches often comes across the site of professional photographers shooting bikini models on the sand, in the surf and amid pier pilings.

Well, who would have thunk it: our latest bikini model is “Octomom” Nadya Suleman.

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“Wow–just look at her now!” begins the story that accompanies Star Magazine's “My New Bikini Body!” cover spread.

The La Habra mother-of-14, publicity ho-bag and worst neighbor in the U.S. claims she has dropped from 270 lbs. to 120 lbs. through exercise, a good diet and no plastic surgery.

“No way, I would feel like I cheated,” Suleman tells the gossip rag. “I wanted to
prove to myself that I can do it on my own, naturally. My friends call
me Rubber Band because I always snapped back so quickly after my other
kids!”

That's got to be among the nicest things people call her.