"I will gladly go upside a bitch's head if she thinks she wants to try me."
-23-year-old Nastasia Townsend, formerly a "shy little girl" from Sacramento before becoming a Huntington Beach blowhard who dreams of owning a strip club, as the end credits roll on tonight's premiere episode of Bad Girls Club New Orleans.
"The Powerhouse," as the cast member is nicknamed, sounds as if she'll continue the fine tradition of Orange County reality television stars saying and doing things that make this region proud.
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Bad Girls Club New Orleans debuts at 9 tonight on Oxygen.