Mike Duvall Nickname Time!

Already, some in the local blogosphere have taken to call disgraced ex-Assemblymember Mike Duvall "Spanky," because the perv likes to get his spank on. I vigorously disagree--I prefer "The Dripper," not just because of the grossest part of his shared sexual exploits ("And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!") but because of the play on the nickname of that GOP saint, Ronald Reagan. But we're nothing if not democratic here. And so, until Monday morning...


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