Bush White House lie maker-turned-Fox News windbag Karl Rove will help the Republican Party of Orange County celebrate the opening of its new headquarters in Tustin on March 27.
So reports the Orange County Register's Martin Wisckol, via several local political blogs.
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The grand ol' pooh-bahs are moving out of donated digs in an Orange office park and into a
new space the party of your cranky old uncle is purchasing in Tustin.
Scott “Slime” Baugh, the GOP of OC chairman, boasts to Wisckol that the new facility will feature state-of-the-art campaign technology.
What like, robotic poll guards? Abortion clinic GPS finders? Hand-held Hate-a-Max players?
As for the special guest fantasy WMD creator, twice-divorced, horny ol' Karl “wants to bone Michelle Obama,” according to KatieHalper.com.
He recently described Barack
as “the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a
martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide
comments about everyone who passes by.” Looks like someone wants
Michelle to be his baby mama. It's OK Karl. This is where the healing
starts.
Where the hurling starts (of rotting vegetables, in the direction of Rove) is at 1422 Edinger
Ave., Tustin. Yes, the public is invited at
the opening from 8-10 a.m. March 27. RSVP at (714) 453-0900 or
email here.
OC Weekly Editor-in-Chief Matt Coker has been engaging, enraging and entertaining readers of newspapers, magazines and websites for decades. He spent the first 13 years of his career in journalism at daily newspapers before “graduating” to OC Weekly in 1995 as the alternative newsweekly’s first calendar editor.