JK, Here's a Better iPhone App, Just for Illegals!
Sorry, Orange County nativists. We just linked to a totally nerdy lame iPhone app that shows stimulus money. Zzz. I know.
How bout this: an app for illegal immigrants trying to cross the border?
It's called iCoyote, and it'll help you locate water, a good city from which to steal jobs and an American wife with whom to have your anchor baby.
Okay, it's a parody put together by LawFirms.com. But it's only a matter of time before the Register's Yvette Cabrera sponsors a live-chat about whether it's more offensive than that illegal "alien" Halloween costume.