Jesus Coming to Santa Ana to Protest Fred "God Hates Fags" Phelps Protesting the Laramie Project

Everyone knows SanTana is more of a Virgin of Guadalupe town, but Her Son--the King of Kings, the Rock of Ages, Yeshua of Nazareth, the Lamb of God--Jesus Christ will grace the county seat this Saturday, protesting some of His stupider children: the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, who will protest outside the Grand Central Arts Station in the Artists' Village because the theater inside is staging The Laramie Project. The Nazarene's PR hack's--yes, even Jesus needs a press person these days--after the jump! 

In an email sent out early this morning titled "Jesus comes to S.A. Artists Village!", artist Matthew Southgate dished the deets"

"That's right. Jesus is coming to the Santa Ana Artist Village this Saturday evening at approximately 6:30. It is all described in MATTHEW 11:12 and 11:13. He will be revealing the truth, sharing his grace and showing the light to all believers on the Artist Village Promenade. You might think, that 'he is going to be pissed!', but oh no, he is going to be too busy looking pretty! In his pretty dress that is!  

Come meet him, as we counter-protest the gay-bashing church group that has picked our quaint little village to raise a stink about 'The Laramie Project', a gay-rights themed play that is performing at the Grand Central Playhouse.   

See you there! Pass this along! Bring flowers!  Sinners and Non-Sinners welcome."

You heard the holy hack! See you there!


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