Jenna Jameson's for Mitt Romney But What About These 8 Porn Actresses?

We mentioned earlier how adult entertainer-turned-Huntington Harbour mom Jenna Jameson and gay pornpressario Michael Lucas are solidly behind (oofa!) Mitt Romney for president, while Ron Jeremy likes, but probably will not vote for, the former Massachusetts governor.

Well, we now know how eight other adult actresses will vote cum . . . er . . . come November.

[UPDATED with Twitter War:] Jenna Jameson Spreads Her (ahem) Wings for Mitt Romney

Richard Abowitz, who edited Las Vegas Weekly and now writes for The Daily Beast, recently chatted up eight ladies of porn to see how their presidential support stacks up against Jameson's. Let's just say The Chosen One might retreat to the Big O Office to stroke his chief of staff based on the groundbreaking reporting we've condensed, illustrated in near NSFW form and commented on:

JOANNA ANGEL

"I always vote Democratic, regardless of whether I think the candidates suck or not." (Writer's note: heh-heh, she said "suck.")

DANA DEARMOND

"I voted for Barack last time. I still have a crush on Barack and on Michelle. I actually think I have romantic feelings for Michelle. I wish they wanted to take me on a date." (Writer's note: Who is to say they'd say no to someone proclaimed "The Internet's Girlfriend?")

JESSICA DRAKE

"[T]here are many reasons to support President Obama's campaign for reelection. When he first took office, one of his first acts as commander in chief was to sign the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act into law. This important bill has served to break down wage-discrimination barriers for women and eradicate workplace inequality on many levels. Economically, he has pushed for New Deal-style initiatives geared to create jobs and get Americans working. He has eliminated "don't ask, don't tell," defended LGBT rights and officially supported the rights of same-sex couples to marry." (Writer's note: Do you kiss Sean Hannity with that mouth?)

KIMBERLY KANE

"I am a supporter of Obama all the way. His views on women's issues, health care, and gay rights are totally in line with mine. Not to mention he killed Osama bin Laden!" (Writer's note: but in doing so he took out one of porn's biggest customers.)
 

KAYDEN KROSS

"I'm voting for Obama because he inhales when he smokes, he supports gay marriage, because he follows me on Twitter, because he has managed to push a lot through despite being mostly hogtied by partisan bullshit, because his agendas are good for the majority of people and not just the majority of a voting base--which is also being hogtied--and because when I voted for him the first time I didn't expect him to wave a magic wand and fix everything overnight." (Writer's note: sheesh, she really likes saying "hogtied," but the point about partisanship is interesting when you consider . . . wait. What? He follows her on Twitter!?! Dollars to doughnuts that's based on a Bubba recommendation.)

PENNY PAX

"I'll be voting for Obama again this election. I believe in national health care and he is the one guy to finally get that on track." (Writer's note: heh-heh, she said "get that on.")

KRISTINA ROSE

"Obama, just because he is hotter. They all lie. It's like what is the point? I vote based on looks. I know that's fucked up. But oh well." (Writer's note: Barack may be hotter, but Mitt's stiffer.)

SARAH SHEVON

"I would like to see Dennis Kucinich run again." (Writer's note: given her self-proclaimed proclivity, methinks she's more turned on by Liz Kucinich.)

Hats off to Abowitz for having almost as much tail in his Rolodex as NBC's Edwin Newman did. We look forward to future polls of Asians, Latinas, ebony chicks, redheads and shemales. (Heh-heh, he said "poles.") 

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