Dear every-other-weekend dads,
There's this really awesome show on the Disney Channel where the fruit of achy-breaky Billy Ray Cyrus's loins, Miley Cyrus, plays secret pop star Hannah Montana. Though I'm not quite sure how this works, real Miley and pretend Hannah are sharing the bill in a concert tour that stops at the Honda Center in Anaheim this Saturday. Sounds worth at least $10 a ticket, right?
But Miley/Hannah is super popular, and much to the chagrin of loving parents like yourself (and several state attorney generals), it's time to deal with the scalpers. If you hate your child, you can score nosebleed seats that originally sold for $26 for around $120, but if you really really really love your little girl, there's a 14-seat suite available for the bargain price $9,180. Or so I thought. Turns out, the seats are $9,180 a piece for a still totally reasonable total of $128,520.
You better act fast. At these prices, the remaining tickets won't last long. If the suite is gone by the time you read this, there's always the don't-you-dare-call-it-Ice Capades Disney on Ice in December.