Huckabee Pimps Book About Putting Christ Back in Christmas (Like That'll Ever Happen)
Mike Huckabee, the former Arkansas governor who presumably did not have his way with Monica Lewinsky, signs books at the Borders book store in Tustin Saturday.
The onetime and possibly future presidential contender is scheduled to appear at 4:30 p.m. to sign his new book A Simple Christmas.
The former pastor claims God never intended on Christmas becoming synonymous with shopping, overindulging, competition, and stress--leading to the natural question: Then why did the all-knowing, all-seeing, all-being One let it happen?
It's unclear whether Huckabee goes into that (so let's ask him!), but he does go into his desire that Christmas again be about simple things like faith, love, family, hope and zzzzzzz . . .
Christ, no wonder this loser lost. Daddy needs a new flatscreen!
Anyway, the Huckster pontificates the early evening away at 2493 Park Ave., Tustin.
Make sure to ask him about his secret gastric bypass surgery!
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