How Many Gay Whales Can You Fit in a Subaru?
MPowerOC, "Orange County's premiere men's social group for gay and bisexual men between the ages of 18 & 29," on Sunday, Feb. 28, presents its free "2nd Annual Newport Beach Gay Whale Watching Expedition."
Which begs the question . . .
How do they know the whales are gay?
Insert blow hole joke here.
Insert sperm whale joke there.
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