I'd love to thank the thoughtless swine that sits in the Orange Circle smoking his nasty cigar and littering the ground with his peanut shells! Are you so lazy and pig-like in your behavior that you cannot discard them in a refuse bin? My Border collie is smart enough to pull off such a menial task! My son is severely peanut-allergic, and he plays at the Circle on a regular basis with other peanut-allergic children. This is a life-threatening allergy that requires 100 percent attention, and fart sniffers such as yourself make my job of protecting my son even harder. Thanks, pal. And coincidentally, I hope you choke on your nuts!
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