[Hey, You!] Sing for Your Sucker

Matt Bors

Hey, you, Mr. Bar & Grill Manager: You acted like you were glad to see me show up to play music on Friday nights. You allowed me to have a couple of drinks and a steak weekly. Almost the entire spring went by, when I came to play for free food one last time. Had I known, I wouldn’t have shown up, ASS!!! If you had let me know at the door, I would’ve turned around and left. Instead, the bartender told me he had to charge me for a beer. Maybe you should be paying for all the alcohol you consume at work, “BUDDY”!!!

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