Hey, You!

Put the cell phone on vibrate and check your messages later. I heard it ring and politely held my load, but when you answered and started babbling about your weekend plans, I had to question the etiquette of your call vs. my irritable-bowel syndrome. You kept talking and talking, and eventually human will gave way to biological necessity. As you discussed your weekend plans, I dropped my friends off at the pool in a cloud of noxious gas. Only then did you realize that bathrooms aren't the best place to chat on the cell and abruptly ended your call. Lesson learned, crap talker.

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